BECOME A RUDE MEMBer

Ok, so you've decided you can afford one pound a month but you want to know what the fuck that will get you apart from my utmost respect and adoration.
Well, not a lot to be honest. I'm legally not allowed to send you bodily fluids through the post and I'm guessing my moms old pants would not suffice so instead, You'll get early access to my latest content, giveaways, competitions and exclusive livestreams where you can meet me and we can be rude together!
what better way to spend 25p a week. Fuck my old boots that's value for money, cheeper than a bloody Gregs sausage roll!